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Waffle Demotivational Poster


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


KE$HA - Doesn't Care If You've Got Blue Waffle




BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over analyzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L


PANCAKES VS. WAFFLES - Doesn't matter who won, I ate both




WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


BLUE WAFFLE - I will not eat it in a bed I will not eat it after drinks of Gin I will not eat it ever again




COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by lilchantelle1

rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


WARNING SIGNS -


TAGS: warning signs waffle nude beach
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Gladius - December 26, 2009, 6:26 am
If you dream about out of shape, middle aged, droopy bodied horrors eating waffles, your at least talking about reality. DEFINATLY scary! Lolol!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2009, 12:30 am
It's even scarier if 'Waffles' is the name of a beloved family pet.
Derek - October 4, 2009, 12:30 am
Scare me? A sign that says: "Heaven ahead"?


BELGIAN WAFFLE? -


TAGS: gentlemen behold i bring you the mexican waffle
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2009, 1:59 am
So beautiful, so beckoning, so very sexy, so enticing. Salma Hayek is also very nice.
RON - October 3, 2009, 11:54 am
AWESOME work! Great job!!! A+ just totally taken back by creativity and hard work.
LogicDude - October 1, 2009, 9:07 am
Just looking at that has me Salma-vating...5 berries...and the rest of you - STOP looking at my Salmawafflecookiegoodness!
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:08 pm
Her eyes speak to me. At the moment they are saying that syrup is wholly unnecessary!
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 7:09 pm
you're going to have to fight off LD for a piece of that waffle
The Goat - September 30, 2009, 6:33 pm
Nice photoshop work Aggie!
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:10 pm
To be sold at an exit ramp near you...with orange marmalade


NATURISTS -




PANCAKES -


TAGS: pancakes waffles
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:09 pm
..want ..pancakes.. XP~~~
The Goat - October 1, 2009, 12:10 am
I dunno - if we can somehow get Ms. Hayek from that other poster in here that'd be about perfect!
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:19 pm
I love this RON. I was thinking about "syrup cubicles" but "syrup traps" is tighter.


AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN -


TAGS: eggo waffles god religion adam painting sistine chapel
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Thank you...I do what I can. Xombie is a guy I know from school.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 8:38 pm
blasphemy at its best
rerun - October 22, 2009, 8:20 pm

Bob Saget?
i am xombie - October 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
GUESS WHO!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????????????????
Whoa~ - October 19, 2009, 4:15 pm
Yaoi~*~*~*~*


WAFFLE AT ANY COST... - I suddenly realized that breakfast with Jigsaw may have been a mistake...




WAFFLE HOUSE -


TAGS: waffle wtf
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

rerun - October 20, 2012, 11:39 am

Man, I love the Waffle House. Worst looking restaurants with the best food


THE WOMPA -


TAGS: star wars hoth waffles cubby
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jeffhardy25 - December 27, 2010, 5:42 pm
this is frickn hilarious. 5L
TheOne - December 23, 2010, 3:02 pm
...not that funny...


CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR - the official food of motifake


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Roamer

R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!


WONDERWAFFLE -




FOOD RULES - 2) For instructions on what to do when encountering this food item, see rule 1) about yellow snow


TAGS: blue waffle blender food snow
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by IRaceMyCase

IRaceMyCase - February 9, 2012, 2:08 am
I used Paint.NET for this little nuance...


ROFL WAFFLE - New from ego!


TAGS: rofl waffle
Rating: 2.06/5
no - August 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
Either pronounce it Roffles, Wafails or neither. don't try and tread the ground in the middle like a dying horse.
Yob - April 22, 2009, 11:17 am
When was the last time you saw humilty on the internet?
Shelby - January 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
It's eggo dumbass


LEGACY -


TAGS: learn from the levels above you and then well have waffles
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:18 am
LOL!
thatonechick - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
LoL @ the Geek to Geek dating ad that popped up for me on this poster. Oh, and 5L for the poster itself.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
By the way, Aggy, am I supposed to do some kind of equation to figure out what 5/7 means? lol
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Waffles... that's a 5L line right there.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it!!! 5/7
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
Moral decay the fun way! 5/5


Personal Experience -




SUPPOSED TO BE -




KUMAR; THE EARLY YEARS - Duude! I want falafels! Scratch that. I NEED falafels! Wait, what was I wan...CAMEL!! oh, and some funyons!


TAGS: up squirrel waffles and some of that shit we had back in the day
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - February 25, 2010, 12:51 pm
Damn! This would have been perfect for todays assignment.....frick!


MR. LOGICDUDES SPECIAL WAFFLE BATTER -


TAGS: logicdude waffle batter handmade ewwwwwwww
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

.... - September 30, 2009, 9:22 pm
guessing, 3 Faps, 2 eggs, 1 cup of milk.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:19 pm
Give us the recipe!


PLEEEEEZ -


TAGS: waffles get them every time
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:23 am
I too would hump those shoes :)
LogicDude - September 30, 2009, 3:15 pm
Attack of the 50 foot woman? No?
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic Classic Comment. 5L just for that.
rerun - September 30, 2009, 1:28 pm

somehow I thought LogicDude was taller


ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell.


TAGS: september challenge when waffles attack
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:05 am
I told the bitch to get in the kitchen and make me some waffles... Must a man do everything around here?


POETS REJOICE! - Now, we just have to work on a word that rhymes with that pesky "orange"...


TAGS: september challenge omg waffles rhymes with falafels
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

chelseafcrocks82 - November 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
How about door h...oh wait, alreaady done XD
Lina_M13 - September 30, 2009, 4:50 pm
door hinge


Crazy Eyes -




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